Rejection lines

As heard on Saturday night at Tantric

10. I think of you as a friend/brother/sister.
Translation: You're ugly.

9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
Translation: You're ugly.

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
Translation: You're ugly.

7. My life is too complicated right now.
Translation: You're ugly.

6. I've got a boyfriend/husband/wife.
Translation: You're ugly.

5. I don't date men in the same industry.
Translation: You're ugly.

4. It's not you, it's me.
Translation: You're ugly.

3. I'm concentrating on my career.
Translation: You're ugly.

2. I'm celibate.
Translation: You're ugly.

1. Let's just be friends.
Translation: You're sinfully ugly.