Chinese joke - Part II
A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the 'Chicken Surprise.'
The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.
Just as the wife is about to serve herself,
The lid of the pot rises slightly
And she briefly sees two beady little eyes
Looking around
Before the lid slams back own.
'GOOD GRIEF, DID YOU SEE THAT?'
She asks her husband.
He hasn't, so she asks him to look in the pot.
He reaches for it and again the lid rises,
And he sees
TWO LITTLE EYES
LOOKING AROUND
Before it slams down.
Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening
And demands an explanation.
'Please sir,' says the waiter, 'what you order?'
The husband replies,
'Chicken Surprise.'
“Ah! So solly,”
Says the waiter,
"That was the Peking Duck"
The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.
Just as the wife is about to serve herself,
The lid of the pot rises slightly
And she briefly sees two beady little eyes
Looking around
Before the lid slams back own.
'GOOD GRIEF, DID YOU SEE THAT?'
She asks her husband.
He hasn't, so she asks him to look in the pot.
He reaches for it and again the lid rises,
And he sees
TWO LITTLE EYES
LOOKING AROUND
Before it slams down.
Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening
And demands an explanation.
'Please sir,' says the waiter, 'what you order?'
The husband replies,
'Chicken Surprise.'
“Ah! So solly,”
Says the waiter,
"That was the Peking Duck"



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