Phuket travel tips - 18/01/07 to 21/01/07
#1 - Avoid the crowds. There are still parts of Phuket Island that are not covered by plastic deckchairs and berserk jetskis.
#2 - Be respectful of local customs and leave those naughty couples to their amorous business. Its hard enough to find some privacy in this crowded reef/island. Otherwise, you might get a squirt of ink in your face as reward for your nosiness.
#3 - Lift the cover before you plant your precious butt on a Thai toliet. Watch out for long slippery eels which may interrupt your potty time.
#4 - Watch the Patong crowd go by while sipping one of those legendary vanilla milkshakes at La Salsa Bar.
#5 -Always travel in pairs. Lovely holidays are meant to be shared. With a good friend. Or someone special. Even if it means getting your collective butts stinged by anemones.
#2 - Be respectful of local customs and leave those naughty couples to their amorous business. Its hard enough to find some privacy in this crowded reef/island. Otherwise, you might get a squirt of ink in your face as reward for your nosiness.
#3 - Lift the cover before you plant your precious butt on a Thai toliet. Watch out for long slippery eels which may interrupt your potty time.
#4 - Watch the Patong crowd go by while sipping one of those legendary vanilla milkshakes at La Salsa Bar.
#5 -Always travel in pairs. Lovely holidays are meant to be shared. With a good friend. Or someone special. Even if it means getting your collective butts stinged by anemones.
posted by Colin at 2:36 PM
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