Day 15 - Slowly slowly

Doc says I have 6/6 in both eyes; 6/7.5 in my left and 6/9 in my right.

These numbers don't explain why these fonts on my monitor look blurred. Or how I see rays of light bursting from the lamps in my bedroom at night. (No, its not my nightly extra strong G&Ts)

He gave me more of the usual plaititudes eg your vision will improve in 2 months etc.

I want my superhuman 12/6 eagle vision NOW NOW NOW!!! (/petulant)