Happy 2009!

(In the tradition of an earlier Christmas wish, hehe)

Dear XXXX,

Happy New Year#.

Very truly yours,

The Wisher

# The abovementioned expression of well mannered intentions is made in relation to a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2009, and is at all material times without prejudice to and bearing due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make this world a better place, without any implication that any abovementioned cultures are necessarily any greater than any other cultures and without regard to the race, gender, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting the terms specified therein or implied thereby. This greeting is subject to modification or revocation, with or without notice, at the sole discretion of and to such extent as may determined by the wisher. This wish is freely transferable if transmitted without alteration. It implies no promise by the wisher actually to implement any of the wishes for any wishee howsoever these may be stated or implied. It is void where prohibited by law; the wisher undertakes no responsibility for the determination of the existence or extent of any such legal prohibition; and the wishee accepts this wish with the express assumption of any risk, including without limitation, of the unenforceability in the wisher's jurisdiction.

This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever event first so arises; this warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new and different wish, at the sole discretion of the wisher and subject to the same terms and conditions.