Shoving straws

With due respect to the learned Nominated MP Dr Thio Li-Ann who holds the view that homosexuality is a "genetic identity disorder", how can she deny gay men the pleasures of fudge packing if it may be enjoyed legally between a man and his woman?

“Anal-penetrative sex is inherently damaging to the body and a misuse of organs, like shoving a straw up your nose to drink. The anus is designed to expel waste; when something is forcibly inserted into it, the muscles contract and cause tearing; fecal waste, viruses carried by sperm and blood thus congregate, with adverse health implications like ‘gay bowel syndrome’, anal cancer. ‘Acts of gross indecency’ under 377A also covers unhygienic practices like “rimming” where the mouth comes into contact with the anus.”

Perhaps the Honorable NMP, a lifelong spinster, would even enjoy "the sexual libertine ethos of the wild, wild West" if she gave vodka snorting and other deemed unnatural behaviour a try. Wouldn't do her much harm at this stage.

Certain members of the British royal family seems to think so?







[EDIT: 24/10/07] Our hearty sincere congratulations to NMP Thio for a clear sweep of the first ever Molly awards!

2. Best Black Pot Award

Winner: NMP Thio Li-Ann
Winning Move: Calling the kettle black. Talking about the "fallacies" committed by gay activists
Quotes: "These flawed arguments [for repealing 377A] are marinated with distracting fallacies . . ."

NMP Thio brings home a lifetime supply of pussy.

EDIT: Oooo.. NMP Thio has a blog! Bombs away!