Caution: Lust

This is hilarious.

Chinese doctors warned moviegoers not to try some of the more acrobatic positions featured in the uncut movie, according to a report posted on Xinhuanet (www.xinhuanet.com), a news portal for the official Xinhua news agency.

"Most of the sexual maneuvers in 'Lust, Caution' are in abnormal body positions," the report quoted Yu Zao, a deputy director at a women's hospital in southern Guangdong province, as saying.

"Only women with comparatively flexible bodies that have gymnastics or yoga experience are able to perform them. For average people to blindly copy them could lead to unnecessary physical harm," Yu said.

Was allowed by the Singapore government to see the original uncut version of the movie last Saturday. The film was gorgeous. An exquisite character study with the director's trademarked moody and complex insights. The well seasoned Tony Leung sizzled the screen with his sinous naked bum along with Joan Chen and her legendary poise makes up for Wang Lee Hom's utterly forgettable performance. The real star here of course is Wei Tang, making her stunning debut in effortless Cantonese, Mandarin, English and Shanghainese and her her jaw dropping naked figure.



While I had throughly enjoyed this movie, I didn't see anything ambitious with the acrobatic love scenes. Everyone knows that we Chinese boys have mastered the secrets of giving pleasure in the bedchamber by our fathers (or uncles/lovers) by the age of 13. No physical harm so far.