IMF Delegates - Welcome to SIN!!!

To all IMF/World Bank delegates:
Welcome! Willkommen! Bienvenue! Marhaban! 欢迎!

For your pleasure,
the venues have been secured;
the shopping centers emptied;
the local population sterilised and pleased to greet you with our 4 million vacuous smiles;
we even planted non-native vegetation which will bloom in Your Presence and then left to rot.

Please appreciate all our hard work and S$100 million of our taxpayer's monies into making this a safe and fantabulous place to conduct your meetings.



TO: All NGOs/accredited or unaccredited civic society activists/interest groups/assorted undesirable cretin:
You shitheads! Scheiße! Merde! 臭王吧蛋!

Go away! Get lost!

We don't need your kind in our country.
We are a safe and peaceful country.
Our country is renowned for its high security and intolerance for dissent.
Your views/opinions/pleas/appeals are not wanted here.
Our people won't listen to you, we are too busy with our own affairs.
"Disneyland with a death sentence"

Leave us alone. There is no room in this small island for free speech and people like you here.

TO: All Singaporeans/Foreign Talents

Remember: Service with a smile.

Or else.